I have a problem that I feel ready to admit to. Ready; and willing to seek out the appropriate avenues of help if necessary.
I probably go through an entire family-sized container of these babies a week... Seriously. The way I scrub my kitchen on a nightly basis you would think that I was taking precautions against an army of Turd People whose only mode of transportation was to roll around on my counter-tops. And you know what? I'm not sorry. Granted, I may be singing a different tune on the day that I wake up to the first four layers of my epidermis PEELING off... but for now you'll get no apologies from me.
Donations to the ScobeyLysolWipe Fund can be made directly to me. Do your part, people. Do. Your. Part.